OK, here's what I don't get: Why all the hostility towards Aquaman?
He's played just an important role in the DC Universe as anyone has. Hell, he was one of the first members of the Justice League! Ya he never was the crimesolver that Batman is, or never had all the powers of Superman, but I'd like to see either of them hold a conversation with a great white shark. Not gonna happen. Everyone's got this mean hate for Aquaman that I don't understand. He's always getting shit on for not having good powers, but like I said before: conversation witha shark. Plus I'd like to see any of the other Justice League swim as fast as him. At least he has some special power. Half the characters in comics are just guys in tights. Like, who the fuck is Booster Gold and why the fuck should I care about him? I'll tell you who he is: he's dude that gets his powers from a suit, and when that suit is wrecked he's finished. Not even good enough to give him his own title.
Personally I prefer Aquaman over Namor, the Sub-Mariner. Namor's just some dude in his gotch with anger issues. At least Aquaman has the decency to put on a pair of pants. And Namor can't even talk to the fish and other aquatic life. And when Aquaman grew his hair out, he was bad ass. Then he got his hand bit off by the shark and got that harpoon put on his arm, and he was even more bad ass. He looked threatening. Just imagine some angry Metal Head, with a big fucking harpoon shooting out of his arm. Now that's alot more threatening than some dude in his fuckin gotch who's kinda pissed off cause he hasn't been in the water for awhile. NAMOR SUCKS!! Just like most of Marvel Comics these days.
Marvels Characters have just become really uninteresting as far as I see it. And House of M was supposed to be this big event in Marvel, just to be overshadowed by Infinete Crisis of at DC. HA!! MARVEL YOU SUCK!!!!
...where was I?...of ya...Aquaman...Now I realize that alot of people think that Aquaman is useless, but what if there's an emergency under the water. Does Batman have a submarine too, that he's going to pull out of his ass at the last minute? No. The Flash might be able to run really fast but does that mean he can breath under water? No. Can Wonder Woman have a conference call with a shark and a school of fish? Don't think so. So Aquaman pulls his weight just as much as everyone else does. So to everyone who's still hating on Aquaman after this, you can all bugger off. Hell even Superman's died once; there's been two Flashes, and ther's a back up just in case this one bites the bullet; and two of the four Robins have been killed(one might be back from the dead some how but never the less). Aquaman hasen't died ever...so I guess that means that it'll happen soon enough...knowing how comics work...damn it!
Yougnblood
He's played just an important role in the DC Universe as anyone has. Hell, he was one of the first members of the Justice League! Ya he never was the crimesolver that Batman is, or never had all the powers of Superman, but I'd like to see either of them hold a conversation with a great white shark. Not gonna happen. Everyone's got this mean hate for Aquaman that I don't understand. He's always getting shit on for not having good powers, but like I said before: conversation witha shark. Plus I'd like to see any of the other Justice League swim as fast as him. At least he has some special power. Half the characters in comics are just guys in tights. Like, who the fuck is Booster Gold and why the fuck should I care about him? I'll tell you who he is: he's dude that gets his powers from a suit, and when that suit is wrecked he's finished. Not even good enough to give him his own title.
Personally I prefer Aquaman over Namor, the Sub-Mariner. Namor's just some dude in his gotch with anger issues. At least Aquaman has the decency to put on a pair of pants. And Namor can't even talk to the fish and other aquatic life. And when Aquaman grew his hair out, he was bad ass. Then he got his hand bit off by the shark and got that harpoon put on his arm, and he was even more bad ass. He looked threatening. Just imagine some angry Metal Head, with a big fucking harpoon shooting out of his arm. Now that's alot more threatening than some dude in his fuckin gotch who's kinda pissed off cause he hasn't been in the water for awhile. NAMOR SUCKS!! Just like most of Marvel Comics these days.
Marvels Characters have just become really uninteresting as far as I see it. And House of M was supposed to be this big event in Marvel, just to be overshadowed by Infinete Crisis of at DC. HA!! MARVEL YOU SUCK!!!!
...where was I?...of ya...Aquaman...Now I realize that alot of people think that Aquaman is useless, but what if there's an emergency under the water. Does Batman have a submarine too, that he's going to pull out of his ass at the last minute? No. The Flash might be able to run really fast but does that mean he can breath under water? No. Can Wonder Woman have a conference call with a shark and a school of fish? Don't think so. So Aquaman pulls his weight just as much as everyone else does. So to everyone who's still hating on Aquaman after this, you can all bugger off. Hell even Superman's died once; there's been two Flashes, and ther's a back up just in case this one bites the bullet; and two of the four Robins have been killed(one might be back from the dead some how but never the less). Aquaman hasen't died ever...so I guess that means that it'll happen soon enough...knowing how comics work...damn it!
Yougnblood
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