A sure thing

There are a lot of “old sayings” that get tossed around in today’s world. Sayings such as, “don’t cry over spilled milk”, “when the going gets tough, the tough get going”, and “get a life, loser!” However, there is one that has been kind of getting to me lately and that is “there are no sure things in life”. To that statement I say: bullshit! There are sure things in life. Well, actually, the way I see it there is only one. The way I see things, the only sure thing in life is shit. Now, I know what your thinking: “he’s lost it again”. I must remind you though that I never really had it in the first place (but I am looking for it), hence the name of the blog you’re currently reading.

Whether it’s actual shit or bullshit, it’s the only actual sure thing. Yes, I realize that there are people that can’t take a crap, but even if you’re constipated and can’t take a dump, that’s just plain bullshit. If you go to the doctor to get some kind of “aid” to help you take that (no doubt massive by now) crap, chances are you’re going to have to either pay some stupid sum of money for it or the pharmacy will dick you around or something. Once again, more bullshit that you have to deal with. Even if you don’t get dicked around by a doctor or pharmacist and don’t mind not having to go to the can, chances are there’s some other kind of bullshit going on in your life. Reality T.V. itself is bullshit enough if you ask me (but that’s a whole other post in itself so I’m not getting into that right now).

So there you have it, the only sure thing in life is shit. Well, that and death…and life too. So there, three sure things. One kind of speaks for itself if you think about it…but whatever. If you can think of any others I’d love to hear your feedback…so comment already….c’mon comment….please….awwww you suck!

Youngblood