Is it just me, isn’t it just a great feeling of relief after you take a big dump,?
Now I know what your all think. It’s either “what the fuck is next” or “I think I’ll skip today’s post”. But seriously for second, to all of you who were somehow offended by that comment, or grossed out in some why or another I say this: SUCK IT UP! Whenever someone says something a about taking a crap or mentions the subject in some way, people automatically tell that guy to shut up or that they’re gross. To these people I just want to them to ask themselves what they’d think of a comment like that if they were in the time of the plague.
Seriously, imagine if you could go back to pre-indoor plumbing days. Do you think a little comment about crap would bother you? Hell no, because it was everywhere. I bet it was dinner table conversation. You have to remember that people back in the day weren’t all Shakespeare-like and proper like some would have you believe. I’d bet that crap was an everyday topic of conversation. Hell I’d bet they had scientists studying crap (you know…like ways of getting it out of the streets). If you were back in those days you’d probably step in it 4-5 times a day. Between horses and people emptying their chamber pots you’d have some pretty shitty shoes on your hands.
Granted, these were the reasons for the plague…but even so. People are way to uptight about these things. I’d bet the guy who’s got the best sense of humour about the subject is a septic truck driver. How could someone’s comment about taking a crap offend him? It couldn’t, it’s that simple. So with that in mind maybe all start hanging out with those guys, they’ll get my jokes and tell me some of theirs. But then again I’ll stink like shit being around them to long…maybe I should rethink this whole situation. No…I’ll just stay away from the septic guys and keep offending people. Because hey, lets face it, it’s one thing to talk about shit; people can get past that because you have to shut up sometime. But it’s a total other thing to go around smelling like it…that’s just gross…who could do that? (I don't know how the Poopsmith does it)
Youngblood
1 comment:
hey man, you actually know a guy who used to own a septic truck. i don't know if he has much of a sense of humour about it, but hey, he looks like a pornstar, and everyone but him thinks that's funny!
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