You thought yesterday's post was wierd?...fasten your seatbelts kiddies 'cause you ain't seen nothing yet

I wonder if ZZ Top will ever shave off their beards and donate them to the cancer society to be turned into a wig? Can you even do that with beard hair? You should be able to. It’s not like its pubic hair or anything. Wouldn’t that be something to have a pubic hair wig? Like, it would be totally gross, but maybe to some that would be something to brag about. Those would have to be some long pubes though. But maybe they’d make an exception in those cases. Like maybe they’d combine all the hair they collect and keep adding it on like extensions. But wouldn’t that be worse? Like, it’s bad enough that you’d have one guy’s pubes on your head and whole bunch of peoples would be even worse don’t you think. Maybe they’d combine all different kinds of hair for these cases. Pubes, beards, backs, the whole works! That’s still disgusting though. But there was that one guy on Ripley’s who could braid his back hair {shudders}. Maybe that guy’s hair would be long enough by itself to make a wig. It would be better than having someone’s pubes on your head, don’t you think….what the hell am I talking about?…I’m going to turn my brain back on…

Youngblood