Don't worry about stupid people

I recieved a comment recently that asked me to write about stupid people. But if you think about it, I write about stupid people all the time., the thing is, I don't adress them as stupid people. I simply break all the stupid people into separate groups. The stupid people aren't what we have to look out for. They aren't hiding. Finding a stupid person isn't like finding a needle in a hay stack, it's more like finding a green M&M in a bowl of brown ones. What we really have to look out for are the crazy people.

Crazy seems to be a hot commodity these days. Has the stock of crazy gone up or something, because it seems to me that crazy people are everywhere. They’re unavoidable. Chances are you run into a crazy person 2 maybe 3 times a day. Hell, people have told me I’m nuts, and your reading my blog. What other proof do you need?

I think that you can’t just group all crazy people together. It’s like grouping all kinds of fish together. There are too many kinds to call them all just fish. The same goes with crazy people. Granted there aren’t as many types of crazy as there are fish but I think you get my point. So where do you start dividing up the crazies? Well that’s a good question. First thing you want to do is determine what makes them crazy.

• You have to immediately separate the people who are crazy in a “let’s party hard” kind of “fun crazy”. They don’t count. So after that you have your genuine crazy folk.
• You still have to do some more spitting. Take the crazies that are the “let’s go kill people” crazy or the “I talk to trees and I’m married to a goat” crazy and throw them into a group I like to call “asylum friendly” crazy people.
• You also have to separate the people who have been told by doctors that they are schizophrenics, kleptomaniacs, and whatnot. They aren’t “asylum friendly” but they have an excuse.

What’s left, after all these divisions, are the people who walk among us. They are ones who look “normal”. They “don’t know that they’re crazy”, and all the rest of us are like that kid from The 6^th Sense. You’d never guess it just by looking at them, but deep inside they’ve got some crazy in them and it’s just waiting to get out.

These are the people to fear and watch out for, not the stupid people. If a stupid person is pissing you off all you have to do is tell them to fuck off, they'll get the hint. But you tell a crazy person to fuck off and they say "you don't mean that", or "why" or "what do you mean fuck off". They either won't leave you alone or come back and kill you because you pushed them over the edge, and that can get annoying. They worst is if you get two crazies in the same room and you tell them both to fuck off. Then what you've got on your hands is a clusterfuck of crazy. It's like when the green Hulk and the grey Hulk combined to make The New Increadible Hulk. Chaos! Utter Chaos!!!

So take the knowledge I have given you today with you in your travels and keep a watchful eye out for those crazies, because you never know when one is lingering behind a corner or secretly plotting your doom(hell, maybe its not even a secret and they're doing it out in the open and no ones taking them seriously).

Youngblood